The US Infant Mortality Rate

...is second-highest in the developed world. And, if not for the challenges in medical infrastructure in freakin' LATVIA, the US would have claimed the top spot. Richest goddamn country in the world, and they can't keep their babies alive? Anybody for a rousing round of Friend of the Fetus?

If anyone's in town next year for this, maybe we can whip up a little Culture of Life show and perform...